he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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