And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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