Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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