laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He felt like a one man threesome
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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