So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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