feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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