windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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