"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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