at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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