i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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