I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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