Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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