he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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