I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
birth control should be required to get into college
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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