Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This is the high leading the old right now
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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