think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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