My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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