remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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