How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
