butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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