And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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