Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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