i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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