Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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