Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
