Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
