Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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