Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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