Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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