I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need water and some morals
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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