Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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