love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
