he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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