Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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