i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
