This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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