Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want to fling myself into the sun
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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