you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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