You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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