Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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