very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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