I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
