idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My nipple is on Facebook.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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