I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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