So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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