Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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