just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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