i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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