all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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