batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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