so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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