I seem to have left my pride at pride
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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