I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
