Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize