so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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