ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The beer is more important than you right now.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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